Lyric Isle Thing

Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"

So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried

Couldn t figure it out
She wouldn t even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cold glued to her TV

"Hey, what s your problem baby doll
Let s have a little fling"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I m watchin that Gilligan s Isle thing"

Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing

Watchin all night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin , those shows kept comin
Here s what was goin on

These Castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of them called Gilligan
So let s name him after m

He d mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was illin
If I was one of those Castaways
I think I d probably kill im

Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine ll get
We re watchin the Gilligan s Isle thing

Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan s Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

I like the professor
He always saves their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a clouple of coconuts

She said, "That guy s a genius"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "If he s so fly, they tell me why
He couldn t build a lousy raft"

And while we re on the subject
I ll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful lot
For just a three hour tour

Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan s Isle thing"

Isle thing
She d watch that Gilligan s Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

Skipper s in a hammock
He s looking kinda fat
He d throw a fit and then he d hit
Old Gilligan with his hat

Mrs. Hal had it goin on
But Mr. Hal was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could ve used
Some funky cold medina (?)

I was really diggin this show
I didn t know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I m an addict too

I know each episode by heart
Now I m the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan s Isle thing

Isle thing
Hasta la vista, little buddy
Gilligan s Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing