Lyric Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I ve been
Since the day that I was born

I ve made so many albums
I ve run out of things to name em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They re just insanely jealous
Who wouldn t be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don t understand
That it s hard to be too humble
When you know that you re so grand

And I m not trying to say I m perfect
I just want you to see
That I ve never met a person
Who s as wonderful as me

Now, I m not arrogant or haughty
And I m certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I m a marvellous human being
I m just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don t understand
That it s hard to be too humble
When you know that you re so grand

And I m not trying to say I m perfect
I just want you to see
That I ve never met a person
Who s as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me