Lyric Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I m goin shoppin in my underwear
Then all of sudden I m floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain t heard nothin yet
Next comes the part that I won t ever forget
Now I m bein followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I m bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that s when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won t you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I m back in the very same place I was before

Now I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

And I can t bust out and I can t break free
And it s gettin just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can t go home and I can t get loose
And I try to escape but it s just no use

And I can t ever leave and I can t ever win
And we re runnin outta air and the walls are closin in
And I can t go back and I can t get through
But Vanna since you re here, why don t you let me buy a vowel from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That s right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I m coming home from work but I forgot my address
I m half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I m falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White