Lyric The Plumbing Song

([Announcer:] "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?
Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?")

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing s one thing I don t understand
It s true (Haven t got a clue)
B-b-b-baby, I can tell you ve got a big problem
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on
(Baby) Now watcha gonna do?
If Drano s a joke and your plunger is broke
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench
(Baby) He ll be there for you

Shower s backing up (up, up)?
Water won t go down (down, down)?
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Don t forget my plumber
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Sink s been stopped up all summer
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Better call the plumber
He ll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up
Pipes been breaking down
And the carpet s soaked... right through
Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen s flooded, too
Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
Ba-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it s true

B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawer
If he works for one day, costs you half a year s pay
(Baby) He can be here by 2:00
So if you ve got cash, he ll be there in a flash
Makin service calls in his overalls
(Baby) He ll do his best for you

Sewer s backing up (up, up)?
Got you feelin down (down, down)?
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Don t forget my plumber
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Leaky pipes are a bummer
Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Time to call the plumber
Maybe call a few

Got a problem with plumbing?
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the drain it was cloggin , cloggin
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
If hairballs, grease and goo
Won t let the water through
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john
It turns your shower on
(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)
Ba ba-ba-ba, baby
Better call my plumber
He ll know what to do

([Announcer:] Call now. We re in the yellow pages!)