Lyric Won t Eat Prunes Again

It was just the other day
When we went to Joe s Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat

But we noticed something wrong
All the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat

She said this sauce was the chef s new creation
Guaranteed, it s a new taste sensation
But she warned us it s made out of prunes
"Try a little if you dare"
"Nothing can compare"
So we had some and now we swear
We won t eat prunes again

That was such a dirty trick
Boy, it really made us sick
Well it looks like we ve been done in by the prune

Still the memory lingers on
I been livin in the john
Cause I ve had the runs since Monday afternoon

I d sell my soul for some new constipation
Need a cure for this new aggravation
Diarrhea has taken its toll
Still got the runs today
Just like yesterday
Buddy, that s why I m hear to say
We won t eat prunes again

Won t eat prunes again
No no

Yeah

Eat the new sauce
Same as the old sauce