Lyric You Don t Take Your Showers

You don t take your showers
You don t use Ban Roll On
Please don t come near me anymore
I ll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

I remember when

You used to smell half-decent
That hasn t been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff s like snow
And you re drawing flies everywhere that you go

Cuz you don t take your showers anymore

I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can t come over anymore cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you re a slob

You create a nuisance
When you re out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you re lonely
But that s how it goes

Cuz you don t take your showers anymore

And you claim that you re lonely
But that s how it goes

Cuz you don t change your undies
And you don t use Ban Roll On
And you don t take your showers anymore