Lyric Young, Dumb & Ugly

We re dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation round these parts
We only leave a ten percent tip
Sometimes we don t return our shoping carts
Stay out of our way and don t you give us no lip

Cause we re young... dumb and ugly
That s what we are
We re so young... young, dumb and ugly

We wear black leather in the hottest weather
You can t imagine the smell
We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble
T-R-U-B-E-L
Reaisin hell, bendin the rules just a little
We re livin only for thrills
We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle
And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills

Cause we re young... dumb and ugly
You better believe it
We re young... young, dumb and ugly
I ll tell you again
We re so young... young, dumb and ugly
We re comin to your town
Yeah, we re young... young, dumb and ugly

We re wild, reckless men, we re on a rampage again
We drive with just one hand on the wheel
Danger s in our soul, we re goin out of control
Swimmin right after a big heavy meal
We re there wherever trouble s starting
We re rebels without a clue
We drink milk right from the carton
And keep our library books till they re way overdue

Cause we re young... dumb and ugly
That s what we are
We re so young... young, dumb and ugly
You can t stop us
We re young... we re so young, dumb and ugly
Young, dumb & ugly
We re young... we re young, dumb and ugly
So ugly
Young... dumb... & ugly