Lyric Such A Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror I m-a such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I m so charming and adorable I m sure that you can see
And everyone s always trying to hang around with me
They tell me I m the greatest and it s hard to disagree
Cause I m so perfect in every way

And I m so cute I can hardly stand it
And I m so handsome honey I could just die
I know that you ll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try
Cause I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attatch electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn t that be fun?

And then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss
I ll make you wear a harness and I ll show you who s the boss
Of course if you refuse, well honey it s your loss
I mean I don t do this with just anyone.

So how can you say it s all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you re leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why

I mean after all I m really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!

I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

(To fade)