Lyric Offend In Every Way

I m patient of this plan
as humble as I can
I ll wait another day
before I turn away
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
offend in every way
I don t know what to say

I m coming through the door
but they re expecting more
of an interesting man
sometimes I think I can
but how much can I fake
I ll speak until I break
with every word I say
offend in every way

You tell me to relax
and listen to these facts
that everyone s my friend
and will be till the end
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
no matter what I say
offend in every way