Lyric Whiskey Man

Whiskey Man s my friend, he s with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine

Nobody has ever seen him, I m the only one
Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun
If that s the way it s done

Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind
If they can t see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind

Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago
They said there s only room for one and Whiskey Man can t go

Whiskey Man will waste away if he s left on his own
I can t even ring him cause he isn t on the phone
Hasn t got a home

Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell
It s a shame there wasn t room for Whiskey Man as well

Whiskey Man s my friend, he s with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
Just fine