Lyric Little Billy

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he d die before his time

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didn t mind

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn t know about the children s games
And Billy always followed the rules

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didn t mind

Billy was big on the outside
But there s an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
And Billy s still doing fine

Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancer s seed is sown

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy s didn t mind

Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit Billy doesn t share
One by one they re passing away
Leaving orphans to Billy s care

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy doesn t mind

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy s doing fine