Lyric Odorono

She sang the best she d ever sang
She couldn t ever sing any better
But Mister Davidson never rang
She knew he would forget her

She d seen him there
And put herself to ransom
He had stared
He really was quite handsome

She had really looked her best
She couldn t ever look any better
But she knew she d failed the test
She knew he would forget her

Triumphant was the way she felt
As she acknowledged the applause
Triumphant was the way she d felt
When she saw him at the dressing room door

She was happier than she d ever been
As he praised her for her grace
But his expression changed, she had seen
As he leant to kiss her face

It ended there
He claimed a late appoinment
She quickly turned
To hide her disappointment

She ripped her glittering gown
Couldn t face another show, no
Her deodorant had let her down
She should have used Odorono