Lyric My Wife
My life s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I m gonna be
I ain t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won t be no time to explain
She thinks I ve been with another woman
And that s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I ll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain t got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won t be no time to explain
She thinks I ve been with another woman
And that s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I ll still be alive
And I m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She s comin !
She s comin !
Murdered in cold blood is what I m gonna be
I ain t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won t be no time to explain
She thinks I ve been with another woman
And that s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I ll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain t got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won t be no time to explain
She thinks I ve been with another woman
And that s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I ll still be alive
And I m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She s comin !
She s comin !