Lyric Playmate Of The Year

There s this girl I don t know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She ll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn t care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee
In the mirror
Whoo, yehhh
She s finally here
Whoo, yehhh
Comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She s finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I m so happy and boy does it show
Now she s going to my head
I m gonna make this milky clear
You re my Playmate Of The Year
Hello how are you
It s great to see you too
Let s grab a sock
It s time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who s in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I m right
It s always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she s ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me Dad
Whoo yehhh.....
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